His Baby Jane

So James,

Do you like

Sweet Amy?

Do you prefer

Her to Imogen

Or Jen?

(No)

What would you

Give Jane

As a rating - 10?

(Yes)

I guess she really

Is your pretty

Baby then ?

(She sure is)

Too bad

She only wants

To stay as friends

(Does she?)

She says she

Doesn’t like

Arrogant

And lazy men

(I’m neither)

And don’t you know

She’d like a man

To at least

Keep up to date

With trends?

(I’m only a man)

Someone who takes

Care of himself

Not selfish

But sharing

His wealth

(I’m generous!)

That doesn’t mean

Money, for instance

It could just mean

Committment

Running the distance

We’re talking

Cross-country

Across hills

And mountains

In rain

Vistas in the fog

In the summer

And winter

So go at

A steady pace

Into each other’s

Psyches

From seperate ‘I’

To forming ‘we’

If she loves you

She’ll tell you

“I’m deep-rooted

In you

And you’re all

In me”